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Tom Cruise's recent ongoing freakshow continues to attract people's interest. Check out this photoblog for an example: (link)

Some of the related blog quotes have been hilarious:

“I like Tom Cruise now. His insanity has come to the fore. He had no personality before. Now, he’s like a member of your family.

If your family had an crazy uncle who was liable to take a dump on the Thanksgiving turkey. “

and

It doesn't take Bill Frist to diagnose bipolar disorder from afar in this case.

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Here's a pretty funny Star Wars script: (link)

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The importance of Proper Capitalization was conveyed to me by one of the quotes from bash.org:

I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse

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Pulp Fiction in 30 Seconds, As Re-Enacted by Bunnies! (link)

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Some older quotes from Overheard in New York (link) that got me interested in that site:

Woman #1: Ah, look at those beautiful puppies.
Woman #2: Puppies are bullshit.

--Bay Ridge

and

Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in beeyotch."
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?